SparkPlug on Axe
Note: I’m setting aside this page as a note pad. I expect it to change over time. These are and will be little things that SparkPlug — that misanthrope of the rope-a-dope, that brevity of levity — has written on Hot Air, and that I want to remember.
Yes.
I’ll remember.
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Allahpundit
Note: Sophie’s “Yep.”
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If bluegill gets banned I will donate Axe’s kidney to raise money to have her reinstated.
SparkPlug on August 21, 2013 at 11:35 PM
Allahpundit
Don’t forget to plan your Halloween costume.
I for one do not want to invest the time to make frog green tights if AxeFellow is going to wear his on Halloween night.
SparkPlug on September 26, 2013 at 11:18 PM
Allahpundit
With the government shutdown in full swing we finally have time to auction off Ken’s speedo.
AxeFellow bid $13. Do I hear $14? Anyone? Ladies?
SparkPlug on October 1, 2013 at 10:58 PM
Allahpundit
While I was gone did Axe fess up to wearing frog green tights for #cough# “theatrical purposes”?
SparkPlug on December 2, 2013 at 10:38 PM
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If Axe shows up be nice and try to take his mind off of his vaporware virtual girl friend.
SparkPlug on December 16, 2013 at 11:52 PM
Allahpundit
I understand 49% of someone’s posts when the bucket is on. 10% when bucket is off.
SparkPlug on December 19, 2013 at 12:11 AM
Allahpundit
Axe ran her off with those frog green tights.
Turns out they weren’t just for theatrical purposes. They were his jammies.
SparkPlug on December 21, 2013 at 11:26 PM
Allahpundit
New years resolution.
1. Use 20% Less toner.
2. Fetch that potato chip the hit my foot and went under the bed.
3. Get another Twitch mention without Twerps help.
4. Buy Twitchy from Town Hall.
5. Shine Axes bucket with orbit sander and put on primer.
6. Decide what color to paint bucket.
SparkPlug on December 22, 2013 at 8:53 PM
Allahpundit
I got some evaporust from pep boys to derust axes bucket. We just have to soak him upside down for 24 hours. Then the primer goes on and then protective frog green paint.
SparkPlug on December 23, 2013 at 10:37 PM
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Justin Bieber announces his retirement on Twitter
Oh My. Axe and Ken will be very disappointed.
SparkPlug on December 26, 2013 at 10:29 PM
Allahpundit
It’s hard to dance with a bucket on your head but Axe tries his best. Little did he know that he was dancing with Ken.
SparkPlug on December 28, 2013 at 10:00 PM
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thatsafactjack on January 18, 2014 at 11:15 PM
When I see you the propeller on my propeller beanie hat spins around.
Axe doesn’t have a beanie. He has a propeller bucket. I added it when he was napping on the job.
SparkPlug on January 18, 2014 at 11:26 PM
I added the propeller. Everyone knows the bucket was already there..
SparkPlug on January 18, 2014 at 11:27 PM
Allahpundit
Please tell Axe that since the piker list is full I had to move him to the hoser list.
SparkPlug on March 10, 2014 at 1:52 AM
Jazz Shaw
Here is another one this time for Axe.
The Zombie necromancer, diligently doing his laundry, fervently added too much powdered borax. Hopeless and FORLORN was he for he had not had a victim to prey upon in months. Age had robbed him of his Forte; furthermore the dominoes delivery man was right on time. No hope for a free pizza.
SparkPlug on March 23, 2014 at 12:25 AM
Allahpundit
The hotair diving bell is an advanced submersible that is designed to sink to the bottom of the ocean faster than a boat anchor. Test have shown it to be faster than a bag of bricks.
SparkPlug on March 26, 2014 at 12:43 AM
In the latest field test we tied an anvil to Axefellow and threw him overboard. The hot air diving bell blew past him at 500 feet just in time to make a PB&J for the crew who rejoiced at the speed of our descent.
SparkPlug on March 26, 2014 at 12:48 AM
Allahpundit
Hello is this microphone on?
Axe for got to plug the darn thing in again.
I will give him a pink slip.
No, not the one he parades around in. A paper pink slip.
SparkPlug on April 11, 2014 at 1:19 AM
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Axe on April 25, 2014 at 11:52 PM
Well slip into those frog green tights used for *cough* theatrical purposes.
SparkPlug on April 25, 2014 at 11:53 PM
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4Grace on April 26, 2014 at 1:54 AM
Poor Axe. He hasn’t been normal since he baracaded himself in his room without chopped up fragments of #Cott.
At least he knows how to repurpose #Cotts
None of them worked.
SparkPlug on April 26, 2014 at 1:59 AM
SparkPlug on April 26, 2014 at 1:59 AM
Hi, Spark. Yep, Axe has always struggles with #cott consistency.
4Grace on April 26, 2014 at 2:10 AM
SparkPlug on April 26, 2014 at 1:59 AM
Hi, Spark. Yep, Axe has always struggles with #cott consistency.
4Grace on April 26, 2014 at 2:10 AM
Quality control at the #Cott factory has always been a problem. Inspector #11 (Dave) is always forgetting to calibrate the calibrator.
SparkPlug on April 26, 2014 at 2:17 AM
Allahpundit
Come back, Flange! You are missed at HotAir headlines in the mornings! Wittiest commenter ever.
I’m beginning to feel like that person who always talked about ResistWeMuch being missed. Axe or Ace.
Good night, all!
bluegill on May 28, 2014 at 1:58 AM
OMG. Axe is such a big deal people think his name is Ace.
SparkPlug on May 28, 2014 at 2:45 AM
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Betcha Axe is really good at scrabble. His sentences make more sense when you read the words vertically.
SparkPlug on August 3, 2013 at 12:24 AM